Papigiulio & the uniform Wednesday, April 27, 2005 @ 4/27/2005 08:06:00 AM

I completely forgot to blog about it until I read Echa's item about people in uniforms. The thing is that the police here in Holland have no influence on the people at all. They are not scary enuff. Heck they have to go Rodney King on someones ass here first to get some attention.

Thing is I went to work yesterday, when I noticed 2 policeofficers on their scooters across the street. I was like: "shit, shall I just cross the street decently like a normal human being or shall I cross trough red, evading all incoming cars and make a cool ass jump with my bike, and end with screetching tires infront of them?" As you expect I picked the last one but off course with nosome decency.

I waited for all the cars to pass. Checked to the right. No cars there aswell. So I crossed, looked at the officers and gave them a smile. Off course in my head I was going like: "In your face fuckazzzz!! Sticking up both my middlefingers." But since I'm very polite, I dont do that in public. Looking at the officers I passed them and continued to my work, when suddenly I heard a voice: "HEY YOU!!!!", I turned my head and saw that the policeofficers where looking at me. "Shitt!!!" The female officer looked a bit angry and said: "Hey it was RED!!!" I awnsered by nodding my head and replied "OK!!" and continued my journey. In my head I was going: "please don't follow me, please don't follow me" Looked behind me, when the road looked empty. PHEW!!!!

As you can read, the police have lost their influence on people. Especially if I dare to do stuff like that! I was lucky yesterday tho. Still...."I pity the f00 who be messing wiv me"