Sms conversations Thursday, February 24, 2005 @ 2/24/2005 06:39:00 AM

I have a friend, lets call her N. She's very nice, she's good looking and she's very sweet, but she keeps sending me these wacko smses the entire time. Here are some examples.

N @ 4:30am: Hey G, I broke up with my boyfriend!
Me: Ohw I'm sorry to hear, everything ok?
N: Yeah, I feel great

This is what I got 2 days later.

N @ 4:55am: Hey G, I got a new tattoo!
Me: Nice!! What did you get and where did you put it?
N: I've got my boyfriends name tattoed between my legs!
Me: Euh didn't you break up with him a few days ago?
N: Yeah! so??
Me: goodnight sweetheart, oh btw can you show me that tattoo sometime??
N: perv :P

And a sms last night

N @ 2:30am: Hey G, do you know any lesbians that are as sweet and pretty as me?
Me: Euh what do you need a lesbian for?
N: Well kinda for a menage-a-trois.

O_o